"I am, at least, master of my own downfall."
"I don’t want your love unless you know I am repulsive, and love me even as you know it."
"Of course I’ll hurt you. Of course you’ll hurt me. Of course we will hurt each other. But this is the very condition of existence. To become spring, means accepting the risk of winter. To become presence, means accepting the risk of absence."(via
"And I was broke, I was on my knees
And you said yes as I said please"
"You’re just like Braille, he said to her. In what way? she inquired. I never want to stop running my palms over you, reading every single dip and curve. You’re the only language I was ever fluent in, he replied."
In Alabama I had a very bad experience on a date with a very nice man who ate some bad sushi before deciding to get down with me.
He’s been on my list of bad dates ever since.
Now I am in Colorado and dating more than I should be. All of them have pretty much been lackluster with the exception of my Latin mogul. But last night was a bad flashback.
Wine. Pizza. Herb. Cartoons. Sounds like a great time until you add in projectile vomit.
Tips for future dates-
1. If you get sick and vomit, keep your ass in the bathroom, away from me, and for the love of god, clean up your mess.
2. If you find yourself in situation number 1, do not ask to stay. Not in my bed or on my couch. Take your sick ass home.
That is all, pumpkins.